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Whenever I shave my beard I go from "about to invade your town on horseback" to "about to get punched in the face for smiling too much"
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that man is an evil genius
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Apple has sold ~2B iPhones. With a clear understanding of human psychology, Apple designed its packaging to make these ~2B new iPhone unboxing experiences very memorable (and prob why you can't get rid of the box). Here's a breakdown 🧡
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that man is an evil genius
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what is the best / worst prank you’ve ever done? feels like a go out and spell β€œbutt” with some lettered mugs kind of day brb
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This bear has seen some shit.
More like Pandemic Bear:
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this chair cannot contain mr.whisker’s liquid form
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i know it’s said all the time but humans aren’t designed to take in constant information every day about things beyond our control from all around the world on mediums designed to favor the most extreme and provocative content!
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Buff cat probably did 10 years in the cat shelter
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This is what an apple orchard in Ireland looks like after a storm. A sea of freakin apples.
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β€œI spend too much at Starbucks” is a legendary meme. It's also not an accident: the coffee retailer -- worth $120B -- uses many psychological hacks in its store and menu designs to get you to drop more cash. Here are 11 of them 🧡
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I accept bitcoin, dogecoin, and baby crocodile currency.
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getting your ass handed to you by a birthday card
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my mask just died and is holding together by a literal thread. any advice for a good quality re-usable mask i can get online? all recommendations appreciated πŸ™πŸ˜·
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β€œA 30 minute nap should set me straight” 4 hours later:
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poor unfortunate souls cupcake
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