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Lisbon, Portugal
Joined January 2007
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AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?
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When you need to hack OBS into submission but can't be bothered to do a fade:
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Okay, let’s get ready for work.
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Thor’s day.
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A good time to take the volume up a notch. #Lisbon
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The London Internet Exchange (LINX) announced a partnership with Microsoft as an official provider of the Microsoft Azure Peering Service, enhancing customer connectivity to Microsoft cloud services such as Microsoft 365, Dynamics 365, and Azure. linx.net/news/linx-become-of…
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It’s been [ 3 ] days since THE NOTCH.
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Not since the iPod Sock has demand for a cloth item been so magical ✨
Shipping times for Apple’s $19 Polishing Cloth slip to late November arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021… by @AndrewWrites
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Pondering @Facebook rebranding: Cleanbook. Diversebook. (Beautiful) Worldscape. Mordor. Salusa Tertius. The Blue Oyster. ‘MuricaBook. The Abyss. Nah, got nothin’
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Me: I have so much to do today. @appstore: “Your pre-order of Townscaper is now available.”
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Rui Carmo retweeted
Replying to @rcarmo @nosuchuser
Who’s there? Notch the Touch Bar.
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Refreshing @overcastfm to see if @atpfm has been updated yet.
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Are we done with the notch jokes yet?
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Literally this. This is truly the dumbest timeline.
Replying to @hacks4pancakes
Finally replacing my 2015 now that they've *checks notes* added the features that my 2015 has.
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Rui Carmo retweeted
things i never thought i'd hear apple say #957:
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Oh, wait, I still can't buy a HomePod in Portugal. @apple #NãoPode
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I'd buy a HomePod mini if it had a stereo jack. That would be a lot bolder than colors.
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Meh, no Mini.
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“Looks great in dark mode” because you can't see the notch.
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